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Brisingr! Brisingr! Ouch! Burn! Or: "Good reasons to support the yaoi again."

Oh my God, are weeks that I do not update my poor LJ!
Maybe it's time to do something.

What can I write?
Ah, yes.
ERAGON.
fact.
Brisingr! What
title of shit, really Paolini has a lot of imagination as a pigeon asphalt (asphalt, and the pigeon is very clever! NdPiccioneAsfaltato)
But he has his cards to play.
Roran! I love
quest'omino strength and tenacity, cool bearded knight worthy of Tolkien but lancet human when it comes to his beloved and acclaimed Katrina, a woman who would like to replace all of that love to peck superman To regain that does just the minimum-move the entire village for the whole damn world map to the Varden, becoming a great soldier, killing a mess of people over the Ra'zac, which are just black from the exoskeleton of the shrinking violet mithril, or maybe it was diamond, I do not remember, than to be reunited with his cousin Knight of dragons, because you do not say in any other way, only Knight of the dragons, and is also the right thing with a hammer in Fique hand after Thor.
Well, the next.
Eragon.
poor, small, ukettoso Eragon. The protagonist named
more shit to write the story. That, however
I must admit I know much of what Puccio Angstoso inside and it's hard to hate him, rather than pity him.
On the other hand, those who did not happen to find a dragon egg and swap it for a stone and luminous button which then, the magic of magic, a dragon is born, what makes you officially the last of the Dragon Riders , who writes so simply and only to be helped to escape from the entire empire from a bard who then turns out to be a former Knight of the dragons, and is what I am getting tired of the case, then discover, HIGH SPOILER , in fact, be your father, we were not even in Star Wars, which then dies before revealing thus leaving having to obtain the help of a super cool passage with which arrive at this tribe at war with the Empire you considered the ninth wonder of the world because we must first secure the backside of your traveling companion, who But then, after the first battle is kidnapped and, at first believed to have been killed but it is not, but you do not know because in the meantime you've saved the elf in the enterprise which led to the death Your teacher / father lost, which is a super cool elf supersadomaso superstronza, brought you into his kingdom of elves superstronzi super cool, not all supersadomaso for training which then leads you to change appearance when you go I did the lifting, and that will be transformed into a super cool, but it superstronzo supersadomaso, unfortunately for us, then go back where you expect a battle in which you sangiunolenta Ariva prevail until a super-powerful adversary CDD him well, due abbraviazione dick, who turned out to be your brother and former traveling companion which implies a lot of bad things for you and a lot of good things for the fans, and now believed to reunite with your lost cousin But you think brother because for us fans are much more than that and you get to help him save his better half, leading to extinction of a protected species at the highest risk, something which you do not care highly and destroy them all, then go back to your mistress you send dwarves to find a way to bring peace among the ranks of his multi-ethnic army?
.... Ah
the finger. Fan
evil.
there remains the last bastion of pro incestochepoiincestononè convinced yaoi fangirl.
Murtagh.
The most unlucky man in the world.
The coolest man in the world.
The absurd man in the world.
MAN.
point.
Aaah.
real name! Viva
elves smoked.
And the ancient language.
Eeeh, Galbatorix six a wise guy.
What can you do with your real name (eccheppalle with all these damned case !)!!!
Eeeh, yes.
The Saga of the poor and unfortunate Eragon and His Vain dragon Saphira has a great influence on my imagination tagged YAOI.
and couples.
OH, THE COUPLE!
But I do not accept those with Roran.
Roran I want it!
Eragon Murtagh.
and Galbatorix both siblings. Let
Vomo out. He is
SupeVioVe!
Kufufu.
Aaah! I have to finish the damn book.
Woe to him who gives me spoilers.
I came to the dwarfs under Farthen Dur (it seems a porn), the attempt to kill the poor and CDD ENOUGH.
Woe to those who anticipate anything. Apart
Persh.
But do not pull the rope.
Aaah.
better.
me feel lighter.
Ja, mata.