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Eight random facts to go five minutes in sport! XD

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1. I'm tingling tongue. I know it sounds strange, but makes sense: practically, I have a sore throat and as Benagol is over - and I do not say why no one has bought back xD - I have to use a spray.
Here. This burns like few others. It pinches everything inside the mouth, when used. The sprays are evil, here.

1. I've got a contact lens in the eye O__O I should remove it, but then I would not see anything and I to start looking for his glasses, which would mean getting up from his chair - and I do not really want xDD

2. Sometimes I have the doubt of being profoundly stupid. I say this because before I had the scissors in his hand and was quietly cut their nails when, suddenly, I slipped and I stuck the scissors inside her thigh. ^_____^

2. I hate my incredible laziness. Right now I have a lot of things to do and to fix, but it stops me. .___. Exit from this body, damn lazy! è__é

3. To console of my misfortunes I'm reading a trashy fanfiction!
And I must admit that I love the trash. Ever, is one of the things I like most. Things unintentionally ridiculous. * _ *

3. I think I'm the only person in the world able to leave the house with the tennis even when there is a foot of snow. o_O

4. The African Fern is a great smell, strangely recalls some 'the scent of ommmini. But I find it adorable * _ *
And I really like, such as smell, even the vanilla.
I hate lemon. Or as odorless as food or as ice cream. O__O

4. I hate that the cartoons sent to Mediaset in the afternoon, especially those half naked mermaids singing stupid songs! But that shit do it? They have eyes that take up three quarters of the head, nose extended forward four inches and the males have the items to be queer. O__O aboliteli!

5. Emmh ... boh?
Ah! Ok, I know what to say. Basically I Ingenito and I rebuilt the community as Pentothal * __ * I'm proud of me!

5. They speak of love the tulle tulle tullipan ... XDDDD

6. I have fleas. I have fleas. I know, because I scratch all the time O_O! I probably do it again but the allergy tests ... I think it's more fun that fleas *_*!!

6. Now, it's common sense that I decide to beat away the expired stuff lying in my fridge inedible, such as that jar of grilled artichokes, buried in the most remote of the first shelf is open for who knows how many months and now covered with the characteristic green Muffett that floats on the surface ... but well ... I do not want to do it! XD (I told you I'm lazy)

7. Possible that some things just make me laugh? Should I take things more seriously. They told me that if an infection to a finger nail may fall. And there I laughed like mad XDDDD

7. Before I take a picture from my bedroom window in the tree, which is covered with snow and it's beautiful, then I leaned across, but I forgot to put the flash in the photo I captured only a piece of the shutter. (Insert Cipollo Ale)

8. Why Moooooousse knows ice cream?

8. I will say only one thing to conclude: celebrities spotted on television with his armpits. * * At most disgusted expression